Catfished Carry-All

$26.00
Get catfished in style.
When the only thing that got naked was the truth, at least you’ll have a fanny pack that won’t let you down.

The Catfished Carry-All is your go-to bag for dates gone wrong, nights gone right, and everything in between. Whether you're hitting festivals, running errands, or explaining to your best friend why “he looked nothing like his pictures,” this pack holds your essentials, your dignity, and maybe a spare condom—just in case he actually does look like his photos this time.

Made from durable, water-resistant polyester with a smooth lining and an adjustable strap, it keeps everything secure while you recover from your latest romantic plot twist.

Product details:
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²)
• Size: 6.5″ × 13″ × 2.75″ (16 × 33 × 7 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 L)
• Water-resistant
• Top zipper with dual sliders
• Small inner pocket
• Silky lining + piped seams
• Adjustable 1¼″ straps with plastic regulators
• Blank components sourced from China

Perfect for:
– Online dating veterans
– People with a sense of humor
– Anyone collecting emotional damage merch
– Festival goers who need their hands free for red flags
Size:
Get catfished in style.
When the only thing that got naked was the truth, at least you’ll have a fanny pack that won’t let you down.

The Catfished Carry-All is your go-to bag for dates gone wrong, nights gone right, and everything in between. Whether you're hitting festivals, running errands, or explaining to your best friend why “he looked nothing like his pictures,” this pack holds your essentials, your dignity, and maybe a spare condom—just in case he actually does look like his photos this time.

Made from durable, water-resistant polyester with a smooth lining and an adjustable strap, it keeps everything secure while you recover from your latest romantic plot twist.

Product details:
• 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²)
• Size: 6.5″ × 13″ × 2.75″ (16 × 33 × 7 cm)
• Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 L)
• Water-resistant
• Top zipper with dual sliders
• Small inner pocket
• Silky lining + piped seams
• Adjustable 1¼″ straps with plastic regulators
• Blank components sourced from China

Perfect for:
– Online dating veterans
– People with a sense of humor
– Anyone collecting emotional damage merch
– Festival goers who need their hands free for red flags